The Monster Gallery


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The Brainiac
Cinematográfica ABSA

We've discussed sexy Mexican vampires already, but The Brainiac takes us into rather unappealing waters. Meet the true, vampiric from of Baron Vitelius, AKA "The Brainiac," a 17th century Mexican aristocrat who escaped the Holy Inquisition by hitching a ride on a passing comet only to return to Earth three centuries later with a vastly inhuman physiology.


About the Author: Robert Lamb spent his childhood reading books and staring into the woods — first in Newfoundland, Canada and then in rural Tennessee. There was also a long stretch in which he was terrified of alien abduction. He earned a degree in creative writing. He taught high school and then attended journalism school. He wrote for the smallest of small-town newspapers before finally becoming a full-time science writer and podcaster. He’s currently a senior writer at HowStuffWorks and has co-hosted the science podcast Stuff to Blow Your Mind since its inception in 2010. In his spare time, he enjoys traveling with his wife Bonnie, discussing dinosaurs with his son Bastian and crafting the occasional work of fiction.