Giggle-Inducing Fake Occult Items and Specimens


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Satanic Semen Sample
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Here we see "The divine seed collected by the acolytes of Satan during the orgiastic rituals of the Sabbath." I'm assuming the supposed spunk here is supposed to be diabolical in nature, intended to birth antichrists or at least more devil-worshipers.


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